My new puppy?!

Look at this lil darling that I want for Mothers Day! She’s a Malti-Pom and will be ready to go home on Saturday!! I get to meet her and her “mommy” Haidy on Friday to see if we are the perfect fit! I cannot wait to spoil this little cottonball!!

What should we name her? We already have Ruby, the mini weenie Kids like Roxy or Mimi so far!

Clay Aiken?! Nice facial hair!

Products from the Past

So I’m sitting here on the air and something smells REALLY good! I realize that it’s ME that is exuding this amazing fragrance…My hair actually! I have the best shampoo I bought at Sephora by Oscar Blandi, it has jasmine in it. When I said it out loud that my hair smelled yummy I actually said “Gee My Hair Smells Teriffic”!!! OH MY! Remember THAT?! I had to google it! Guess what?! You can still get it here! In it’s original packaging! Then I ran my tongue over my teeth and said “mmmmmmmmmmmm….Pearl Drops!” did that stuff even have flouride in it? I am SO going to Walgreens when I get off work!

The Email I Can’t Read On The Air!

Dear Deep.

So yesterday we were talking about wedding rings and guys that don’t wear them. Here is a very interesting email from a listener. Couldn’t read it on the air, the content seemed a little tooooo racy for the Showgram, but I couldn’t believe this one! Can YOU?!

Hi Tracy,

 

Here’s a chance for you to help people and save some marriages. Please let your listeners know that over 1,000,000 lockable chastity tubes for men have been sold in the past several years by just one of the many manufactures of such devices. These devices work and most of them are undetectable under most normal clothing. More information on the company (and its products) that has sold over 1,000,000 can be found at cb-2000.com.

 

The other site that has devices that truly work is chastity tube.com. I personally wear a # 3 (in plastic) bought from that site. It is comfortable, inescapeable, and undetectable. I meet and work with many very attractive single women in my occupation and I have been hit on many times. The device helps me stay focused on making money instead of the hormonal surges these encounters cause.  In addition, my wife and I have had more frequent and passionate love making since I’ve been wearing my wedding tube.

 

A great question for tomorrow’s show might be – if your wife asked you to wear a comfortable, inescapable, and undectectable, chastity device, would you?

 

Please excuse me for not signing my name.

OMG!! A Wedding Tube?! REALLY?!

REALLY?!?!

The Paula Abdul Trainwreck

Ok, REALLY?! How many pills can one person possibly take before she sits and judges the most watched TV program in America? Click here to see Paula and her MAD judging skills! You know who does the BEST Paula Abdul?? Kelly Ripa!! Check her out on Regis and Kelly  doin Paula!

Sleepovers!

Dear Deep,

What a weekend! Busy, but too much fun! Saturday, my Bluebells tied their game 1-1 and it was freezing! I only had 8 show up and 8 have to play so they all played the WHOLE GAME! Impressive for 1st graders! Saturday night Jackson had his very first sleepover with one of my BFFs little boys. Bryson and Jackson had a great time eating pizza and root beer for dinner and then bunking with ME all night! We got snuggled up in my bed with all of their stuffed animals, etc and watched Mr. Magoriums Wonder Emporium with Dustin Hoffman and Natalie Portman. It was darling! A must see if you have little ones! The boys were adorable, they slept all over the bed though…I was kicked and rolled all over all night! Sunday morning I had to get up early to work the Cherry Creek Sneak, so the boys were up at the butt crack of dawn too! For the first sleepover they did great, Bryson was so sweet he would only call me “Jacks Mommy” when he needed something. Jack was a really good boy, he shared his favorite pirate game willingly and stepped aside and gave Bryson the first turn! Jack was really attached to me though, it was cute. He was really excited to share his sleepover with Mama! The girls slept downstairs and did up Jillians hair. It was dirty from soccer so it went into a great up-do!

xoxox

 

Have you seen the light?

Dear Deep,

Today we talked to listeners that have had weird near death experieces or “seen the light”. WOW!! We got some AMAZING stories!

Jims heart stopped because he was undergoing a procedure they used novicaine on him and he was allergic, he died and came back!

Mark actually tried to lie down and die with his wife and quit breathing 3 times, while he was out he saw his mother and wife that had passed on!

Mary actually SLEPT IN GODS HANDS, no joke!

WOW!!! Share your story below in comments and we will read it monday!

Have a great weekend!

xoxox

Idol Rage

Dear Deep,

I am not loving Idol this season. I’m bummed too, because it’s usually my favorite show! From the beginning watching the train wrecks to the final superstar sing off, I love it!! But this season is WEAK! The only worthy one is David Cook and he already has released a CD so what’s the point? If America pulls a Daughtery and votes him out, he will be more successful anyways. So then it leaves the other David with the crazy show dad to win? Seyesha is picked as the underdog for tonights vote off. I hope it’s Brooke.

What do you think? Comment below!!

xoxox

Elevator Ride from HELL!

Dear Deep,

We cannot believe this guy was stuck in an elevator for 41 hours straight!! Click here to see the video of him pounding the walls trying to get out!

Gossip Girls?!?!?

Dear Deep,

Last night around 6p, I’m watching FRIENDS and a preview comes on The CW for the return of GOSSIP GIRLS on April 21st. I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EYES AND EARS!!! This show is about HIGH SCHOOL?!?!?!?!

Click here and watch the trailer…You can see the SERIES of them on the CW.com website, they are DISGUSTING for even Prime Time TV!