April 1, 2008...3:49 pm

I could kill him…

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Dear Deep,

I COULD kill him, and probably get away with it! At 12:30 this morning, my husband, BigHeadTodd, was snoring SO DAMN LOUD I wanted to smother him with my pillow. My only thought was this “I ONLY HAVE 3 HOURS TO SLEEP.” That’s it. Nothing else even crossed my mind. I know I sat up and yelled at him during the 15 minutes I was trying to move his BigHeadedness to STOP the SNORING MADNESS. Then I cried. Then I fell back asleep. Now I’m sure “nothing’s wrong”. Neat.

The truth is I need my beauty sleep or I’ll be a VERY UGLY Mrs. Lodo in the Mrs. Colorado Pageant! Yikes! The other truth is I could’ve gotten away with it.

xoxoxo

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